CHRISTMAS needs a makeover. To chime with current tastes, let's call in Ant and Dec and vote out our least favourite aspects. I'll go first - Christianity!



It's the Christ part I object to...and the mass. Sure, I'll be p***ed on the 24th, but it'll be in celebration of life, love, friends and family and not some saviour's birth.



Nothing new there, but as I read the national papers last week I began to question exactly how I engage with the...winter festival.



"Kick 'Em in the Baubles" declared the front page of The Sun with its usual mix of casual thuggery and Carry On innuendo - "PC killjoys want to ban Christmas decorations. We fight back."